Misfits Mid-Life Crisis Adventures in East and North London & Surrey (The NEXT Chapter).
Week 177 Saturday 4th November until Friday 10th November 2017.
This week’s ramble is a little shorter than normal, which for many will be a relief. Next week things will be back to normal, that’s right full of spelling mistakes and grammar which doesn’t make any scene.
“The changing colours are so beautiful at this time of year”.
This week has not been a good one. At its lowest point, I was screaming in the bedroom (apologise to the neighbours) just because the pressure had built up inside me and needed to escape. Of course I would have preferred to have been alone in the woods, but I wasn’t. There was also a lot of time spent in bed alone with my thoughts which is probably not a good idea. However i enjoy being in bed, it’s a place I feel comfortable and it’s something I am actually good at.
“Calamity is old enough, honest”.
I have said a number of times that I write this shiz partly so that one day my nephews and niece if they have some spare time might like to read about what they’re mad fat Aunty got up to while they were young.
“I always love to looking up and wonder if someone or thing is looking back”.
Kids I’m talking directly to you here. If you’re still in School, you don’t have to enjoy it and it’s only for few years. You’ll have plenty of time afterward to mess around and enjoy yourself. Try to study otherwise you might end up like me, old, pretty much homeless, penniless and a waste of space. If you’re Working, I hope that you have a job that challenges you mentally, pays well and you enjoy (at least during the hours you’re contracted). Remember that you need a good work life balance, so get involved in lots of outside interesting activates meeting nice people. I hope that you’re in a nice Relationship and I will try not to embarrass you by farting and belching all the time, even a Lucas has some standards. Oh, remember what you see on the big screen is made up, don’t be like me spending your life wishing that magical things will happen in front of you. The reality is this is a very boring life, try to make yours interesting.
“North London always cheers me up”.
Don’t be afraid to talk and ask for help. If you ever feel that you’re losing it, a grip on reality then speak to someone. Your parents would of course be your first choice or speak to Aunty H or various Grandparents. If you feel you can’t speak to them then go see Aunty MOZ you know she’s reliable and will always be there for you. Where will I be you might ask, I’ll be in a care home dribbling to myself in a corner staring at daytime TV. If you do visit all I ask is that you make sure that I am not being forced against my will to watch Jezzer Kyle, I’ll watch anything, but not that Crunt.
“Random pictures of the week, i wont explain….”.
Want I am trying to say, please don’t end up like me. Don’t waste your life, this existence doesn’t last long, don’t get to 49 and regret almost everything. Don’t think daily wishing you had taken the blue pill instead of the red, or you should have walked left instead of right. Life is full of choices; try to make the correct ones. Remember its ok to admit that you made a mistake, turn around so that you do make the right choice in the end. DON’T BE LIKE YOUR OLD FAT AUNTY, don’t be stubborn accept help…..
“A nice afternoon in the East”.
My Mid Life Crisis Conts……
“Writing this shiz, while Mozzer serenaded me”.
This week I have mainly been watching:
“Honest, i was not having a dump in North London bushes. If it had been South London, then anything goes”.
“After Trek”, (S1, ep 1 to 7). “Billion Dollar Deals And How They Changed Your World”, (S1, ep 3: TX 11/10/17). “Blue Planet II”, (S2, ep 2: TX 05/11/17). “Click”, (TX 04/11/17). “Detectorists”, (S3, ep 1). “Gameface”, (S1, ep 1 to 3). “Have I Got News For You”, (S54, ep 6). “James And Jupp”, (S1, ep 1: TX 22/10, ep 2: TX 29/10, ep 3: TX 05/11/17). “Josh”, (S3, ep 6). “Louis Theroux: My Scientology Movie”, (2015). “Man Down”, (S4, ep 3). “Motherland”, (S1, ep 1 to ep 3). “Red Dwarf XII”, (S12, ep 5). “Rellik”, (S1, ep 4 to ep 6). “Robot Wars”, (S10, ep 3). “Roisin Conaty Pilot (Gameface)”, (TX 23/04/14). “Star Trek Discovery”, (S1, ep 8). “Stranger Things”, (S1, ep 1 to ep 4). “The Apprentice”, (S13, ep 6: TX 08/11/17). “The Apprentice: Honest Subtitles”, (S3, ep 6: TX 08/11/17). “The Apprentice: Your Fired”, (S12, ep 6: TX 08/11/17). “The Bitter Sound: Abstract Eye”, (#1, 22/01/14, #2, 14/03/14). “The End Of The F***ing World”, (S1, ep 6 to ep 8). “The Golden Girls”, (S4, ep 24 to 26)(S5, ep 1 to ep 3). “The Last Leg”, (S12, ep 6: TX 03/11/17). “The Martian”, (2015). “Tomorrow’s World Live: Me And My Robot”, (TX 06/11/17). “Travelman In 48hrs in…. (S6, ep 3: TX 03/11/17). “Zapped”, (S2, ep 5).
This week I have mainly been listening to:
“Craigslost (From Dazed And Concicted)”, (ep 10, 14/07/11)(ep 11, 22/07/11). “Ghost And Me With David Babcock”, (ep 1, 02/11/17)(ep 2, 09/11/17). “Houston We Have A Podcast”, (ep 17, 03/11/17)(ep 18, 10/11/17). “Iain Lee: TalkRADIO (Bonus)”, (06/11, 08/11/17). “Iain Lee: TalkRADIO (Highlights)”, (03/11, 06/11, 07/11, 08/11/17). “In Poor Taste”, (ep 7, 17/01/15)(ep 8, 24/01/15)(ep 83, 06/11/17). “LBC Podcast: Mystery Hour”, (09/11/17). “LBC Podcast: Nick Abbot (Whole Show)”, (04/11, 10/11/17). “NASA In Silicon Valley”, (ep 66, 03/11/17)(ep 67, 09/11/17). “Soundtracking With Edith Bowman”, (ep 63, 04/11/17). “Strange Times”, (ep 241, 04/11/17). “The Aggy Fox Podcast”, (ep 21, 07/11/17). “The Bitter Sound”, (ep 13, 14/08/13)(ep 14, 05/09/13)(ep 15, 13/09/13)(ep 16, 02/10/13)(ep 17, 28/10/13)(ep18, 07/11/13)(ep 19, 14/02/14)(ep 20, 18/03/14)(ep 21, 30/04/14). “The DHB Radio Show”, (ep 224, 15/07/17)(ep 225, 15/08/17). “The Rabbit Hole”, (ep 34, 09/11/17). “Morrissey”, “Royal Blood”, “Pink Floyd”, “All About Eve”, “Fleetwood Mac”, ”Echo And The Bunnymen”, “Marilyn Monroe”, “Cocteau Twins”, “Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine”.
Misfits Mid-Life Crisis........ 